WHY AQUARIUS SHOULD BE THE ONE TO CHEER UP PISCES

For those moments when Pisces teeters on the cliff edge of self-pity.

Pisces is always the uber stylish one standing out in a crowd. Those orange suede Italian shoes? Only a Pisces could work that into a fashion ensemble. Knowledgeable in world affairs, politics, the zeitgeist, human rights abuses and who belongs in jail but isn't? Mr Pisces will know or has an opinion.

Single, divorced...mmm he's more likely than the other signs. This fish is either a late bloomer or takes forever to get over heartbreak. He's just an all-round nice guy. A true gentleman of the zodiac.

“This fish is either a late bloomer or takes forever to get over heartbreak. He's just feels too much, too deeply.”

So for those moments when he's neck-deep in self-pity, he needs the cool, objective ear of Aquarius. She'll listen to his story for about 15min. She really does care. But Aquarius can only take sentimentality for so long before her eye-balls glaze over in boredom (Pisces won't notice her yawns, he's too focussed on his feelings). She'll then yank him out of his misery by reminding him about everything that's not only good in his world but in the whole world. Miss Aquarius Pollyanna will turn his frown upside down in minutes. But it'll return the minute she leaves and Mr Pisces will dive back into his sappy stream and swim away secretly loving the pain. It just feels so good to feel...